Wednesday, March 4, 2009

may we have a table for 4 adults and 7 kids?

Liz, Henry, Lucy, Will and I went to Seattle last Thursday
to visit with Courtney, Heidi and Angie.
And their kiddos, Raleigh, Chandler, Adelaide and Hayden
We had been planning it for weeks and of course,
the day came and it snowed.
We met at U Village and let the kids play (freeze)
on the playground.
Then decided it was time for lunch.
Where do you go with 4 adults and 7 kids under 3?
Specialties Bakery had 4 high chairs and was
close to where we were so they "won" our business.
Will's hands were frozen and hurt so he was
crying when we got to the restaurant.
I took him into the bathroom and forced him to hold
his hands under luke warm water to warm them up.
By his screams, you'd have thought I was
drowning him in boiling water.
He then needed his poopy diaper changed
which he was not interested in.
He squirmed and screamed bloody murder
while I cleaned him up.
He kicked one shoe off and it flew across the bathroom.
There was poop all over the table.
I set him down so he could continue to throw his fit.
He was soon face down on the public bathroom floor,
with no pants (or diaper) and a missing shoe screaming
so loud people probably thought I was trying to
flush him down the toilet.
After cleaning up the poop on the walls
I decided he had to have at least a diaper on before
reuniting with the rest of the world.
He had wormed his way over (on the floor)
to the door so while I sat on top of him
and wrestled trying to get his diaper on
he banged and kicked the door so anyone who hadn't
noticed he'd lost his mind was now sure of it.
And by the way...I was sweating at this point.
I finally got his diaper and pants on and opened the
door to leave and he looked around at everyone like "what?"
Liz came to his (and my) rescue and soothed him in
her Liz way.
He then sat very nicely for lunch.
Apparently he had worked up an appetite.
I just kept looking at him on the dirty bathroom floor
and thinking "this has to be one of those low moments
in parenting."
Kind of like breastfeeding him while sitting on a public toilet.

1 comment:

Jess said...

Oh dear God! You have definitely been initiated into the motherhood sorority.... hopefully future Torrones won't be such big hazers.