earwax free

"I t-leanin' my ears, mom."

That's kinda how it works, bud...

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Other recent Will-isms...

"Oh, oh mama (kinda panicked)...where's da barf blankie?"

after Charlie had urped in the car.

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Auntie Erin: "Will, come into Noni's room with me

and watch a movie..."

Will: "no, I tan't...I to busy."

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When we get to the top of the elevator at the mall

for no apparent reason Charlie went from smiling at me

to sobbing inconsolably...

me: "what's the matter Char? what happened?"

(pulled the stroller over, etc.)

will: "oh, mom...he's cryin' because I bit him."

(only funny after the timeout that followed)

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Chris found Will in the living room early Monday morning

trying to cut open (with his butterknife)

the Polly Pockets and My Little Pony's

(we specifically chose girls so we would

avoid him wanting the toys)

we bought for the kids on the giving tree at Nordstrom

after we spent the weekend trying to teach him that

Christmas is about giving and helping people less fortunate.

All weekend he was fixated on "sharing wif da kids"

but the pull of the dollies and dress up must have been too much.