because your brother is so generous
and sneaks you chocolate chip cookies in the back seat,
(those are on that list of first foods, right?)
your pants are too short
they're bustin at the seams
and burstin at the buttons.
and you are so freakin hugeyou hardly fit in your carseat.
now could you please slow down on the chowing
and speed up on the rolling over
and moving around
so your brother can stop
dragging you ("helping you crawl")
all over the house?
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